Shuffleboard anyone?

I know that I'm getting old, I don't need the gentle-to-harsh reminders. It was bad enough during the last two trips to Supercuts that the stylist ran the clippers on my ears. I've reached that stage where I'm growing the horizontal hairs, sprouting from the earhole and lobes. Today, however, I saw it in my Civic's rear-view mirror. A single nose hair. Thick as a fly's leg. White as a skunk's back.

What's Next?